Jay feather and lion blaze find the meaning of life(a warrior cats skit)
[At the fresh kill pile…]
Jay feather and lionblaze: BREAKFAST! [Drum rock three times] BREAKFAST! [Drum rock three times] BREAK- Squirlflight: [Gives them rasberries] Jayfeather: What the what is this? It tastes like crowfood! Squirlfilght : they're berries. Real berries. Lionblaze: What's wrong with wackyberries? Squirlfilght: I've tasted them. They are so unhealthy that by the time you guys go to starclan, your double chins will be touching your paws. Lionblaze: Please mom. Squirlfilght: I'm sorry, but the wackyberries are going in the river, and that's that. Jayfeather: [Sniffs] Squirlfilght: What? Jayfeather: Thank you, mom. Thank you for having the courage to sometimes say "no." One day, I'll look back at moments like this, and say: I had a good mother! [Sniffs] Squirlfilght: [Affectionately] kits. [Squirlfilght, and her kits hug] Squirlfilght: I love you. [Cries, then leaves] Jayfeather: [Stops acting] Okay. What'd you get? Lionblaze: [Shows two wackyberries] Not much. You? Jayfeather: [Sighs, and shows a mouthful] Ohhh! [Spills more berries on the ground] Lionblaze: [Laughs] Jayfeather: Okay. I don't think we're ever going to see wackyberries again. So we gotta make the most of these. Lioblaze: How? Jayfeather: We exercise as we eat. [They do as said] Jafeather: [While eating] That way, the blood rushes to your head, and you get more of a sugar rush! Lionblaze: Are you feeling anything? Gumball: [Burpy voice] Mostly acid reflux. [Cut to them on a moss bed] Jayfeather: If we eat then stand on our heads, the sugar will rush to our brains faster due to gravity. [They eat rapidly, then stand upside-down] Lionblaze: [juice spills out his mouth] It's not working. Jayfeather: Okay. [Scene shifts to them back at the fresh kill pile] Jayfeather: We ingest it through the eye. It's way closer to the brain, and the sugar rush will kick in faster. Lionblaze: What? Like rub it in? Jayfeather: Nah silly. Like this. [He eats his cereal with his eyelids. Lionblaze copies him] Jayfeather: Getting anything? Lionblaze: No. Jayfeather: Yeah, me neither. [Suddenly, they are sucked into space, and zoom through the stars] Jayfeather: [High squeaky voice] Dude, these berries are amazing! [A colored outline of the berries appears, then fades] Lionblaze: Who invented it!? Jayfeather: [High squeaky voice] starclan! Jayfeather: What are we gonna invent? Lionblaze: I don't know. Does it matter if we achieve anything? Jayfeather: I guess not! Look at pigeons. [A colored pigeon appears, then zooms away] Jayfeather: They don't get anything done. Lionblaze: Yeah! What's the point of their lives? [Suddenly they stop flying through space, and gasp] Jayfeather and lionblaze: [Normal voice] What's the point of our lives? [They snap back to reality. Jayfeather almost drowns in a lake. He gets out, covered in burs] Jayfeather: [Spits water] I will find out! Lionblaze: [From the top of a tree] And I'll help you! [Slides down a bit] As soon as I find away to get off this tree. To be continued |
Re: Jay feather and lion blaze find the meaning of life(a warrior cats skit)
loving the last line, will make a sketch on Deviantart for it. if you want me to that is.
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Re: Jay feather and lion blaze find the meaning of life(a warrior cats skit)
{The two walk through thunderclan territory]
jayfeather: Oh man. That's a big question. "What is the meaning of life?" [Echos, then imitates big explosion and smaller mini explosions] lionblaze: Who could answer such a question? jayfeather: Well, nobody here. We better ask around. [They walk away. From a very far distance, leafpool is seen running towards them] leafpool: Guys! WAIT! I've got the answer! GUYS, I've got the answer! [Stops] Wait! Wait for me! I'VE GOT THE ANSWER! [Runs after them] [In the warriors den…] jayfeather: thornclaw, what do you think the meaning of life is? thornclaw: Hmmm… patrols! It's important to be useful. Look at me! I got it all figured out. I get up, I eat, I organize a patrol, I patrol all day, I patrol some more, I go to sleep! I get up, I eat, I organize a patrol, I patrol all day, I patrol some more, I go to sleep! I get up, I eat, I organize a patrol- [Stops, twitches] I get up, I eat [Takes all of fresh kill] I organize a patrol, I patrol all day, I patrol some more, I go to sleep! [Twitches aggresively] blossomfall: [walks into warriors den] thornclaw: I get up, I eat, I organize a patrol, I patrol all day [Jumps over graystripe] I patrol some more, I go to sleep! [Kisses blossomfall] I get up- [Continues] sandstorm: thornclaw! What do you think you're-!? thornclaw: [Grabs sandstorm and kisses her, then throws her away] [Still talking, thornclaw leaves the den. jayfeather and lionblaze follow] Larry: I eat, I organize a patrol, I patrol all day, I patrol some more, I go to sleep. I get up, I eat- [Smacks random cat] leafpool: Hey! I've got the- [thornclaw accidentally runs into leafpool and runs off with jayfeather and lionblaze. thornclaw stops at a beach] thornclaw: I get up, I eat, I organize a patrol, I patrol all day, I patrol some more, I go to sleep. I get up, I eat, I organize a patrol, I patrol all day, I patrol some more, I go to sleep. [Walks into the water, then swims away] jayfeather: Eh, seems to work for him. But I feel like there might be a little more to life than that. [Cut to dovewing] dovewing: Yes, there is! You see, I believe, the meaning of life is to be good to others because if you help someone, then one day, they might help someone else, and the world will be a better place. [The scene zooms out, showing ivypool and hawkfrost trashing dovewing's lemonade stand in the woods. jayfeather and lionblaze are raising their paws] ivypool: Right. We trashed your stuff, now let's knock your block off! dovewing: Please. Allow me. [Hits herself on ivypools paw] Oh! [Coughs] [To jayfeather and lionblaze] Please, show a little charity... Help me! [ivypool and hawkfrost glare at them] jayfeather: Well, charity begins at home… which is where we're going right now. [They slide away] to be continued |
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