Illicit flicked his tail leisurely, allowing himself to become distracted. All was well in the Dark Forest - as well it could be. Which wasn't that well, if you thought about it really hard. Then again, not all cats in the DF were bad.. including Cuteguy aka Haze. He was just so adorablely innocently awful. And bad boys were so Illicit's type.

Haze? seemed like he was gay - and that was perfect. It fit in so well with his plans. It almost seemed meant to be! Lovely. He would have a wonderful time wooing Cuteguy. Wouldn't be that hard, as Illicit could tell Haze would be easy to sweep off of his handsome little feet. And there he was! Seemed almost like he'd wandered into Cuteguy.. which was odd, as Illicit hadn't been walking. Definitely not. Oh well, this was fine.

"Hey, handsome."

// @Exis

Illicit grinned at the disagreeable attitude. Ah, someone was pretending to be in a bad mood. Well. It would all work out fine. "Oh, are you trying to be stern or something?" he asked innocently. This was honestly gonna be kinda fun. Nothing like teasing your true love to make them fall for you! Worked every time. He would know. Do you make house calls? Illicit smirked and leaned close. "When I want to."

// @Exis

Yes, now there was that smile. Illicit knew he could make Cuteguy laugh. He leaned even closer. "I guess you could say that," he breathed. "But you'd be lying." The time he arrived.. "Listen, if we're going to do this, we play it my way," Illicit meowed, tossing his head back. "And I arrive when I want."

// @Exis

Illicit hmmmed, then moved his tail back and forth. "But, Blackie, love, that's not how it works. I won't come if it's not on my terms, Haze, and you know that you know that very well." He knew he would come over and over. He would always follow Haze, wherever he went. "Anyways, what were you doing in this dump of a place? It's so.. " Illicit wrinkled his nose in disgust. ".. juvenile. And that's the mildest word I can think of."

// @Exis

Illicit trailed his tail under Cuteguy's chin. "Now there's that smile," he meowed in a singsong voice. "And it's quite a pretty one, too." He then curled it around his paws, sitting patiently as Haze listed the rules. "Mmm, yes, whatever. Do you want to go now, darling? Oh, love, don't leave!" He pushed a tragically injured expression on his face.

As the smile disappeared and the frown came onto Blackie's face, Illicit spoke. "Tsk, tsk, tsk," he clucked. "I didn't mean it.. like that. You know that. We both know that. I just mean that I don't really like it." He took an interest in Haze's next words. "What're you making? Is it something.. for me?" He adopted a delighted face. "That's - that's wow! Thank you! Thank you so much! So, do you want to go on that date or stay behind to complete your little project?"

// @Exis