Hello! It is I, Moriarty, your favorite evil pie mascot! Though, I say evil, I do cry at sad films—don’t try and get me, I’m very complex. I hope Sherlock doesn’t see this. Anyway, I am here now! And right now, I’m taking a break from destroying gnomes for my own mere entertainment, so take a minute and come ask me something!
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