[Charmer]

Wow. Where to start.

I'm an adult and watch way too many cartoons and read books about magic cats... and spend time on a website where I can roleplay magic cats...


Sometimes I'll talk to myself and have imaginary conversations from earlier in the day in which I say the snappy comeback I didn't think of at the time: "Yeah, well, your mom!"

Sometimes I'll rehearse having conversations with people before hand and I'll do this so vividly, that I forget to have the actual conversation because I think I already did.

I push elevator buttons with my elbow and flush the toilet with my foot so I don't have to touch either thing with my hand.

I'm generally calm and pleasant but with legit burst into a fit of rage if I misplace a possession and have a freaky accurate memory of where almost every item I own is at any given time.

Sometimes I cry because the sky is too blue and I can't handle how pretty it is.

To name a few