I spoil my story Rivers and Vines for everyone

[Socks]

{This is a humorous parody of Moonkitti's 'I Spoil' series.}
{This is my story, it holds no real connection with the original series and absolutely no connections to the ongoings of the website.}
Hello,
My name is Socksi with an I as in I'm unoriginal and that's not my name.

Up in Starclan, every cat is bickering over whether or not green is superior to blue, they can't make a decision so they decide to just rock paper scissors only to come up with a tie.
"Welp, guess we'll just make two." Applethroat says as everyone is shrugging their shoulders.
Meanwhile down in Windclan, Silvertail pops out three white children right as a blizzard stops and all the elders call hacks into their headsets.
Silvertail, after yelling that those noobz just need to get good, names her children Icekit, Blizzardkit, and Snowkit after the storm which made her clan almost freeze to death moments ago.
Turns out Silvertail wasn't using hacks as the storm started back up again only days after.
The whole clan starts freaking out about Blizzardkit, Icekit, and Snowkit's well being because they're the main characters.
Suddenly the universe decides we now need to see the point of view of the young medicine cat of Riverclan, Dawnstream. We are thrown into his life right after he found out that his beloved mentor Astermask has just been killed by some mysterious cat.
"Oh, well!" Says Dawnstream, feeling sadness for about 3.14 seconds, but that surely isn't suspicious. "Looks like I'm taking over."
We soon find out that the Riverclan deputy has some issues as he throws a tantrum about the whole situation, blaming Dawnstream to which no one reading even cares that Mr-doctor-pants thinks about attacking the deputy because the doctors here are pure!
We stay in Riverclan a while, and nothing really happens except a few cats freeze to death.
Now we're back in Windclan with our three-
oops, looks like one of them froze to death while we were gone, too bad they weren't important anyway.
But now Deathstormkit 1 and Deathstormkit 2 are apprentices but they can't exactly start training while the weather is still like this.
-WIP-

[Zan Partizanne]

I actually read this in MoonKitti's voice XD

[Momotaro]

@Socks the story seemes interesting, do you mind if i could read the actual story so far?

{Though this is funny}