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HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO WCO NEWS. MY NAME IS VERM, THE ONE AND ONLY
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youre like so totally cool
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Now today's news is quite interesting coming LIVE LIVE LIVE!
do you know the one, the only, KINGKALEB:
eats macaroni with his fingers at night and rips apart his burrito like some kind of savage animal living the whole plate a mess?
*audience gags, some silence*
Don't believe me I see, well, from a local member provided me evidence. Everyone look at this:
disgusting I know, smh.
MOVING ON TO
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Yes, ladies and gentlemen.
Where is lord, the master, the..
MADNESSS
where is the god himself or so he claims to be?
or is he a SHAM
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I know audience..*sigh* don't want to even- l-let's move on
Next up is Okapi or what most of us old members call her:
Hashtag.
aka lipstick boiasbooi
Did you know that Okapi is an animal that has an incredibly long tongue that licks its booty when grooming? Just wanted to throw that in there-
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new news just report in guys
There's been a lot of private roleplays in the Non-Warrior rp section.
Many complaints, many.
The top black list are:
Lion Guard
Fairy Tail
FNAF
SUPERNATURAL
HIGHSCHOOL RPS
the list? endless..
WILL THE PRIVATE RPS DECREASE?
Nobody knows.
Only time will tell.
AND THATS IT FOR WCO NEWS TONIGHT FOLKS, THIS IS VERM YOUR LOCAL NEWS REPORTER. IM OUT!
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