1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost hit someone with a video game weapon while trying to hit something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
[Fun fact: I have a scar from doing that]
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to take/make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
[I dropped a platter of cupcakes while setting up for a Christmas party at my friends house. We salvaged what we could.]
59. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny.
60. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
61. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
62. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
63. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
64. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
65. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
66. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
67. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
68. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
69. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
70. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
71. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
72. Ran into a door jam
73. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
74. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
75. Have purposely licked playground sand
76. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
77. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought there was something wrong with you
78. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
79. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
80. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
81. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
82. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
83. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
84. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
85. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
86. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
87. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
88. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
89. Sucked on a cup and got a cut from it.
90. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
91. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
92. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
93. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
94. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
95. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
96. You have spelled your own name wrong before
97. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
98. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
99. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.
100. You realized that it is easier to count the sections that were not in bold to calculate your final score on this test
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed-door
24. Have almost hit someone with a video game weapon while trying to hit something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, for example, 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on, and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backward/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to take/make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
59. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny.
60. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
61. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
62. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
63. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
64. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
65. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
66. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
67. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
68. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
69. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
70. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
71. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
72. Ran into a door jam
73. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
74. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
75. Have purposely licked playground sand
76. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
77. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought there was something wrong with you
[this runs in the family lol]
78. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
79. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
80. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
81. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
82. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
83. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
84. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
85. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
86. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
87. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
88. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
89. Sucked on a cup and got a cut from it.
90. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
91. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
92. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
93. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
94. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
95. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
96. You have spelled your own name wrong before
97. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
98. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
99. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.
100. You realized that it is easier to count the sections that were not in bold to calculate your final score on this test
47/100
ain't that bad
i'm not stoopid
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1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost hit someone with a video game weapon while trying to hit something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan carabiner while climbing
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to take/make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil (in the chin while running)
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
59. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny.
60. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
61. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
62. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
63. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
64. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
65. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
66. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
67. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
68. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
69. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
70. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
71. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
72. Ran into a door jam
73. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
74. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
75. Have purposely licked playground sand
76. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
77. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought there was something wrong with you
78. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
79. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
80. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
81. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
82. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
83. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
84. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
85. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
86. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird - ouch what?
87. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
88. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
89. Sucked on a cup and got a cut from it.
90. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
91. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
92. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (mummy for halloween)
93. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
94. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
95. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
96. You have spelled your own name wrong before
97. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
98. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
99. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.
100. You realized that it is easier to count the sections that were not in bold to calculate your final score on this test
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost hit someone with a video game weapon while trying to hit something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it.
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to take/make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
[Fun fact: I apparently did the above very loudly during a school musical when I was four. I don't recall it at all.]
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it.
59. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny.
60. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
[I've never even heard of it. If someone could explain—]
61. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
62. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
63. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
64. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
65. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
66. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
[Once when I was much younger. Hey, my parents weren't exactly the best teachers when it came to pronunciation. Not at all.]
67. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
68. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
69. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
70. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
71. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
72. Ran into a door jam
73. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
74. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
75. Have purposely licked playground sand
76. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
77. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought there was something wrong with you
78. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
79. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
80. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
81. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
82. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
[They do?]
83. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
84. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
85. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
86. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
87. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
88. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
89. Sucked on a cup and got a cut from it.
90. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
91. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
92. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
93. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
94. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
95. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
96. You have spelled your own name wrong before
97. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
98. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
99. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.
100. You realized that it is easier to count the sections that were not in bold to calculate your final score on this test
20/100 = 20% stupid
[That's not too bad, right? If it includes tripping, I'm doomed.]
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