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October 2nd, 2022, 07:23 PM
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don't eat me
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Join Date: Jul 2022
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Re: The Terrible Dad Joke Page
My wife told me i had no sense of direction, so i gathered my stuff and right.
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October 2nd, 2022, 07:23 PM
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don't eat me
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Re: The Terrible Dad Joke Page
My wife told me i was being immature. So i told her to get out of my fort.
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October 2nd, 2022, 07:25 PM
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don't eat me
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Re: The Terrible Dad Joke Page
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap on your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
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October 2nd, 2022, 07:29 PM
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don't eat me
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Join Date: Jul 2022
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Re: The Terrible Dad Joke Page
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy.
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October 2nd, 2022, 10:05 PM
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I am the reinforcements.
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Join Date: May 2022
Gender: she/her (i am cis)
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Re: The Terrible Dad Joke Page
What do you call a surfer that catches ghosts? A Coastbuster
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October 17th, 2022, 11:30 PM
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Forgot abt this site tbh
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Join Date: Sep 2022
Status: Watching memes and playing games
Gender: She/her
Posts: 25
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Re: The Terrible Dad Joke Page
Q-What does a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
A-They are both Paris-sights
Q-What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie?
A-Sofishticated
Q-how do you follow will smith in the snow?
A-you follow the fresh prints
Q-if April flowers bring mayflowers…what do may flowers bring?
A-Pilgrims
Thank you thank you, I’ll be here tomorrow (maybe)
(Also I would not like to participate it the contest)
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Due to many reasons I will be only responding around 9:30pm-midnight (pacific time). I will try to make it so I can respond when everyone else is online more but for now I can’t. I am sorry but it is all I can do.
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October 17th, 2022, 11:47 PM
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In School 8 AM-4 PM EST
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Join Date: Oct 2022
Status: Working and Working!
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Re: The Terrible Dad Joke Page
Hey hey! Why doesn't Sweden use artificial sweeteners?
...... because everything is already too "Swedish" !
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I'll fix my signature soon.
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October 20th, 2022, 04:39 PM
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Dabi Obsessed
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Join Date: Mar 2022
Status: I'm going to End Endeavor For What He Did To Me!
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Re: The Terrible Dad Joke Page
when does a joke become a dad joke...
when it becomes apparent
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Pet's name: Zeki Of The Frozen Dawn
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October 21st, 2022, 09:28 AM
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I am REBORN!
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Join Date: Apr 2022
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Re: The Terrible Dad Joke Page
I like telling dad jokes.
Sometimes he laughs.
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Ain't much that I know what to put 'ere...
"And that, my friends, is how a revolution dies." - Haymitch
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October 21st, 2022, 09:33 AM
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I am REBORN!
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Join Date: Apr 2022
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Re: The Terrible Dad Joke Page
I was thinking about starting a school for short people. Its called: Making the little things count
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Ain't much that I know what to put 'ere...
"And that, my friends, is how a revolution dies." - Haymitch
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