The New Player's Elden Ring experience according to me.
So, you start with an unskippable cutscene and then get deaded by a Scion guy, and then finish a tutorial and then get out into the world before being faced by a friggin boss mob, which you try to kill and die as it two shots you. You sneak past it and get into the Church of Elleh. You get a smithing stone from an anvil and talk to merchant Kale. Like a dingus, you get curious if he can be hit, and attempt to kill him. You then walk down into a cave after murdalizing some Godrick soldiers and getting their hats. Then you go to their camp and take a broadsword from their chest. You kill Beastman of Farum Azula for a pointless talisman, and then learn about charged attacks. You decide to try it on a horse rider guy, who you parry so he falls off his horse and you get him too. Then you encounter poison flowers at a ruin that you avoid, going down into a boss room containing the Mad Pumpkin Head, which you die to a lot. You then see two colossal titan sized baboon faced men carrying a chest car. The first time you go for it, you die by the 20 enemies off screen. Then, the second time, you deal with the small guys at the back working your way up to the viking thing guy, which you also kill. After a long battle, you finally stop the AOT things with a longsword to the foot, and receive the greataxe, a weapon you are several times too underleveled to use.
That's it so far.
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