The Stalking Game

[fresh]

As weird as this game may sound, just know that it is weirder then it looks and is probably not at all like what you think it is.
On a thread by Shadow called OakClan I was bored and posted

Originally Posted by Stormfeather {Foxxi}

stalks

JellieDelly then responded with

Originally Posted by JellieDelly

*Stalks Back*

I replied

Originally Posted by Stormfeather {Foxxi}

stalks harder

Jellie said

Originally Posted by JellieDelly

*stalking intensifies*

And I said, starting this whole fiasco:

Originally Posted by Stormfeather {Foxxi}

*stalking spontaneously combusts*

Jellie decided to say (I have to look back for this one):

Originally Posted by JellieDelly

(*Stalking fire encompasses the earth and turns it into a protostar*)

I can tell you have no idea where this is going.
Let me explain the rules to possibly make it a bit easier for you.

Rules are all important, but the most important one is that your post has to start with "stalking".

1. Stay within sight rules of language :[

2. Your post doesn't have to be weird, but it makes it funnier and easier to reply to when you're creative!

3. Emus.

4. You can actually say whatever you want, but all posts have to start off of the previous one.
Ex.:
Person One: Stalking blows up and becomes the ruler of the kingdom of stars after being patched together with a camera.
Person Two: Stalking screeches when its emu guards spontaneously combust and purges its entire kingdom. This is meant to be a series, make it one!

5. Jelly is lit- oh, and he's the co-owner.

6. Don't say anything offending! Don't go Stalking meets JellieDelly and says he's a butt unless that person says its okay!

Reminders
Remember the rules.
Examples listed below.
Stalking is an "it" not any gender. Refer to it as that only please or it'll cause confusion.
Have fun!

Continued Conversation:

Originally Posted by Stormfeather {Foxxi}

STALKING BLOWS UP INTO A MILLION PIECES IS DECLARED A DWARF PLANET AND THR DARKHOLD SUCKS IT ALL UP SO ITS WHOLE AGAIN BUT IT ADDED PIECES OF THE UNIVERSE INTO IT

Originally Posted by JellieDelly

stalking turns into another universe after heat death occurs and leaves the black hole remains of the planet as the last survivor of all time.

Originally Posted by Stormfeather {Foxxi}

ack
think fast, alina! think fast!

stalking gets trampled by emus and is taken into the air in a sand bucket where it is flied to outer space via ostrich because its an alternate universe where ostriches can fly and lands on mars where it gets rolled off and turns into pure carbon.

bOoOoOoOoOoOoOom

Originally Posted by JellieDelly

Stalking gets eaten by giant wedge-tailed eagles when they start to attack the emus... and ends up causing turmoil as the stalking disease starts to spread in the form of carbon stockpiling in the lungs of its hosts.

(I can go all day :3)

Originally Posted by Stormfeather {Foxxi}

Holy crap, Jellie! If I weren't so tired and it wasn't 1:30 AM where I am, I could beat that >:|

Stalking gets sucked out of victims lungs by a vacuum cleaner and emptied into a trash bin where it becomes an emu and gets eaten by a parrot where it cuts its way out with a machete

Originally Posted by JellieDelly

(*Cough* 2:30 am *cough cough*)

Stalking then grows to be an international criminal where it forms a crime syndicate to purge all parrots from the galaxy while stealing all their wealth.

Originally Posted by Stormfeather {Foxxi}

stalking exterminates all parrots from the universe and now owns a castle in the midwest of the USA where it relaxes in a throne room with emu guards. but one day the emu guards spontaneously combust and stalking gets his crime syndicate to interrogate all of the stalking kingdom

Originally Posted by JellieDelly

Stalking eventually find out through the syndicate that everyone in the kingdom is a dirty heretic and contributed to the combustion-murder and goes all 40k and purges everyone. After everyone is purged it goes into a deep depression and realizes it messed up.

(This feels like a messed up text chain by this point.)

Originally Posted by Stormfeather {Foxxi}

stalking then gets out of crippling depression and flies by emu towards a different kingdom where it kills off the entire royal family and becomes the leader again.

(We should make this a thread! If you won't I will)

Originally Posted by JellieDelly

(You go ahead xD Call it the "stalking game" and make it completely open xD Just use the examples here to teach peoples the rules. {The biggest one is always starting with 'stalking'})

Stalking then witnesses another guard-combustion and does the entire cycle again. At the next kingdom it just lets the guard combust and doesn't purge everyone again.

Originally Posted by Stormfeather {Foxxi}

okay
Imma make one last stalking post

stalking decides it hates being royal and tosses all his gold into the ocean. then it buys a beach house because it used magical mage powers to summon money out of a sand bucket

And that's where we start off!
It's open to all!

[Nico, nico, Ni!]

stalking gets mad at mom kitty for buying the wrong flavored friskies

[Delta Reliant]

Stalking realizes that nothing is relevant anymore after one post.

Stalking is unsure how to fix the universe.

[Nico, nico, Ni!]

stalking decides to google how to fix the universe


stalking later deletes browsing history


...........

[Delta Reliant]

Stalking realizes that it accidentally deleted all its passwords on sites too. Stalking went down the excruciating task of redoing all its passwords. Stalking took too much time not fixing the universe and only its computer and itself remained.

[Nico, nico, Ni!]

Stalking also lost tinder password. oh well

[Delta Reliant]

Stalking was destined to be forever alone anyways.

Stalking was used to the end of the universe by this point.

Stalking suddenly let itself be consumed by a black hole again to start the cycle anew.

Stalking was on a throne of the emus again.
Stalking was truly happy here.
Stalking still channeled the magic of forever alone-ness even in the new cycle.

[fresh]

stalking suddenly rode an emu away from the throne because he remembered where he hid the password to the universe.

[Delta Reliant]

Originally Posted by Stormfeather {Foxxi}

stalking suddenly rode an emu away from the throne because he remembered where he hid the password to the universe.

(*Owner defies rule intensifies*)
Stalking left the password in the neighboring castle. It only made sense.

Stalking collected the password and hit control-alt-delete on the universe and ended its process.

[Nico, nico, Ni!]

Stalking flipped tables and hit Control alt t