Jay feather and lion blaze find the meaning of life(a warrior cats skit)

[Wolfheart2329]

[At the fresh kill pile…]
Jay feather and lionblaze: BREAKFAST! [Drum rock three times] BREAKFAST! [Drum rock three times] BREAK-
Squirlflight: [Gives them rasberries]
Jayfeather: What the what is this? It tastes like crowfood!
Squirlfilght : they're berries. Real berries.
Lionblaze: What's wrong with wackyberries?
Squirlfilght: I've tasted them. They are so unhealthy that by the time you guys go to starclan, your double chins will be touching your paws.
Lionblaze: Please mom.
Squirlfilght: I'm sorry, but the wackyberries are going in the river, and that's that.
Jayfeather: [Sniffs]
Squirlfilght: What?
Jayfeather: Thank you, mom. Thank you for having the courage to sometimes say "no." One day, I'll look back at moments like this, and say: I had a good mother! [Sniffs]
Squirlfilght: [Affectionately] kits.
[Squirlfilght, and her kits hug]
Squirlfilght: I love you. [Cries, then leaves]
Jayfeather: [Stops acting] Okay. What'd you get?
Lionblaze: [Shows two wackyberries] Not much. You?
Jayfeather: [Sighs, and shows a mouthful] Ohhh! [Spills more berries on the ground]
Lionblaze: [Laughs]
Jayfeather: Okay. I don't think we're ever going to see wackyberries again. So we gotta make the most of these.
Lioblaze: How?
Jayfeather: We exercise as we eat.
[They do as said]
Jafeather: [While eating] That way, the blood rushes to your head, and you get more of a sugar rush!
Lionblaze: Are you feeling anything?
Gumball: [Burpy voice] Mostly acid reflux.
[Cut to them on a moss bed]
Jayfeather: If we eat then stand on our heads, the sugar will rush to our brains faster due to gravity.
[They eat rapidly, then stand upside-down]
Lionblaze: [juice spills out his mouth] It's not working.
Jayfeather: Okay.
[Scene shifts to them back at the fresh kill pile]
Jayfeather: We ingest it through the eye. It's way closer to the brain, and the sugar rush will kick in faster.
Lionblaze: What? Like rub it in?
Jayfeather: Nah silly. Like this.
[He eats his cereal with his eyelids. Lionblaze copies him]
Jayfeather: Getting anything?
Lionblaze: No.
Jayfeather: Yeah, me neither.
[Suddenly, they are sucked into space, and zoom through the stars]
Jayfeather: [High squeaky voice] Dude, these berries are amazing!
[A colored outline of the berries appears, then fades]
Lionblaze: Who invented it!?
Jayfeather: [High squeaky voice] starclan!
Jayfeather: What are we gonna invent?
Lionblaze: I don't know. Does it matter if we achieve anything?
Jayfeather: I guess not! Look at pigeons.
[A colored pigeon appears, then zooms away]
Jayfeather: They don't get anything done.
Lionblaze: Yeah! What's the point of their lives?
[Suddenly they stop flying through space, and gasp]
Jayfeather and lionblaze: [Normal voice] What's the point of our lives?
[They snap back to reality. Jayfeather almost drowns in a lake. He gets out, covered in burs]
Jayfeather: [Spits water] I will find out!
Lionblaze: [From the top of a tree] And I'll help you! [Slides down a bit] As soon as I find away to get off this tree.

To be continued

[Bracken12]

loving the last line, will make a sketch on Deviantart for it. if you want me to that is.

[Wolfheart2329]

Originally Posted by Silentshade

loving the last line, will make a sketch on Deviantart for it. if you want me to that is.

im sorry that i forgot about this thread. i will continue and yes,you may make that picture.

[Wolfheart2329]

{The two walk through thunderclan territory]
jayfeather: Oh man. That's a big question. "What is the meaning of life?" [Echos, then imitates big explosion and smaller mini explosions]
lionblaze: Who could answer such a question?
jayfeather: Well, nobody here. We better ask around.
[They walk away. From a very far distance, leafpool is seen running towards them]
leafpool: Guys! WAIT! I've got the answer! GUYS, I've got the answer! [Stops] Wait! Wait for me! I'VE GOT THE ANSWER! [Runs after them]
[In the warriors den…]
jayfeather: thornclaw, what do you think the meaning of life is?
thornclaw: Hmmm… patrols! It's important to be useful. Look at me! I got it all figured out. I get up, I eat, I organize a patrol, I patrol all day, I patrol some more, I go to sleep! I get up, I eat, I organize a patrol, I patrol all day, I patrol some more, I go to sleep! I get up, I eat, I organize a patrol- [Stops, twitches] I get up, I eat [Takes all of fresh kill] I organize a patrol, I patrol all day, I patrol some more, I go to sleep! [Twitches aggresively]
blossomfall: [walks into warriors den]
thornclaw: I get up, I eat, I organize a patrol, I patrol all day [Jumps over graystripe] I patrol some more, I go to sleep! [Kisses blossomfall] I get up- [Continues]
sandstorm: thornclaw! What do you think you're-!?
thornclaw: [Grabs sandstorm and kisses her, then throws her away]
[Still talking, thornclaw leaves the den. jayfeather and lionblaze follow]
Larry: I eat, I organize a patrol, I patrol all day, I patrol some more, I go to sleep. I get up, I eat- [Smacks random cat]
leafpool: Hey! I've got the-
[thornclaw accidentally runs into leafpool and runs off with jayfeather and lionblaze. thornclaw stops at a beach]
thornclaw: I get up, I eat, I organize a patrol, I patrol all day, I patrol some more, I go to sleep. I get up, I eat, I organize a patrol, I patrol all day, I patrol some more, I go to sleep. [Walks into the water, then swims away]
jayfeather: Eh, seems to work for him. But I feel like there might be a little more to life than that.
[Cut to dovewing]
dovewing: Yes, there is! You see, I believe, the meaning of life is to be good to others because if you help someone, then one day, they might help someone else, and the world will be a better place.
[The scene zooms out, showing ivypool and hawkfrost trashing dovewing's lemonade stand in the woods. jayfeather and lionblaze are raising their paws]
ivypool: Right. We trashed your stuff, now let's knock your block off!
dovewing: Please. Allow me. [Hits herself on ivypools paw] Oh! [Coughs] [To jayfeather and lionblaze] Please, show a little charity... Help me!
[ivypool and hawkfrost glare at them]
jayfeather: Well, charity begins at home… which is where we're going right now.
[They slide away]

to be continued