Make ur cats into memes [Game]

[lem~]

SourPaw: Which country has the most birds?
SourPaw: Portu-geese!
CinnamonSwirl: That's a language.
SourPaw: Portu-gull?
CinnamonSwirl: Good recovery.
BlueberryPaw: I think you mean good re-dovery.
AntlerBlizzard: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?
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BlueberryPaw: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener.
BeanSprout: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because they are in love with them.
CedarSparrow: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night.
ButterflyMoon: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other.
LilyLeaf: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending.
AntlerBlizzard: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.
--
BerryFrost: You're smiling. What happened?
AntlerBlizzard: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
BlueberryPaw: MistyMoon tripped and fell down the stairs today.
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GingerMoon: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…
BerryFrost: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
GingerMoon: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…
BeachKit: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.
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BerryFrost: I love murder mysteries!
Berry's Mate: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
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AntlerBlizzard: All the sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts down.
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ButterflyMoon: *looks over BeachKit’s shoulder at their laptop* What the fudge?
BeachKit: *slams screen shut* It’s just research! For something I’m writing about! I swear that’s it!
ButterflyMoon: Why the hell would that involve the breeding habits of frogs?
BeachKit: It’s not just “frogs”, it’s the Surinam Toad. And it’s not “breeding habits”, it’s how they raise their young. This is important information my audience needs to know!
ButterflyMoon: That doesn’t change the fact this is for one line in a fanfiction.
BeachKit, offendedly: You don’t know that!
ButterflyMoon: I hear no denial.
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*While my WC trio is in a battle*
MallowWhisker, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left!
HollyFang: Take it back now y'all!
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BerryFrost: What’s wrong?
CedarSparrow: I have to write a whole paragraph for school.
BerryFrost: That’s not so bad; I write entire books.
CedarSparrow: Yeah, but this has to be good.
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GingerMoon: When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
BeanSprout: Make lemonade!
GingerMoon: No, throw them back up in the sky and make life deal with it’s own crap.
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HollyFang: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?
BeachKit: Bleach.
BerryFrost: Sewage.
HollyFang: ...Please calm down, edgelords.
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BerryFrost: Didn't you die?!
HollyFang: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.
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AntlerBlizzard: What do you want for breakfast, HollyFang?
HollyFang: Gay Cheerios.
AntlerBlizzard: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!!

[lem~]

Kidnapper: I have your partner.
CinnamonSwirl: What? I don't have a partner...
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife foxdung and spit in my face?
CinnamonSwirl: Oh my god, you have SourPaw.

[M_Salazar13]

Pov: someone asks Whitepelt why that's his name

[sock]

Hello all, today I shall be presenting some new non-warriors OCs (bc I don't have enough warrior OCs- ) in the Parks & Recreation "Who Broke It" audio

The name of the actual character who says it in the show will be in parenthesis, and my character will be in front of that

Without further ado...

*Everybody standing in a circle around a broken coffee maker*

Lucy (Ron): So. Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just wanna know.

Cooper (Leslie): I did, I broke-

Lucy (Ron), annoyed: No, you didn't. Tom?

Blue (Tom): Don't look at me. Look at Ben.

Jack (Ben): What? I didn't break it.

Blue (Tom): Huh. That's weird. Then how'd you even know it was broken?

Jack (Ben): Because it's sitting right in front of us. And it's broken.

Blue (Tom): Suspicious.

Jack (Ben): No, it's not!

Bruce (Jerry): If it matters - probably not - but April was the last one to use it.

Walter (April): Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Bruce (Jerry): Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Walter (April): I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that Jerry!

Cooper (Leslie): Okay, okay, let's not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Ron.

Lucy (Ron), angry: No! Who broke it!?

Jack (Ben), whispering: Ron... Donna's been awfully quiet.

Teddy (Donna): REALLY?!

Jack (Ben): Uh, yeah, really.

[indistinct arguing]

Lucy (Ron), in separate room, talking to viewer: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[lem~]

*Everybody standing in a circle around a broken coffee maker*

BerryFrost: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just wanna know.

LilyLeaf: I did, I broke-

BerryFrost, annoyed: No, you didn't. Beansprout?

BeanSprout: Don't look at me...Look at HollyFang.

HollyFang: What? I didn't break it.

BeanSprout: Huh. That's weird. Then how'd you even know it was broken?

HollyFang: Because it's sitting right in front of us. And it's broken.

BeanSprout: Suspicious.

HollyFang: No, it's not!

GingerMoon: If it matters - probably not - but MallowWhisker was the last one to use it.

MallowWhisker: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

GingerMoon: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

MallowWhisker: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that Jerry!

LilyLeaf: Okay, okay, let's not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, BerryFrost.

BerryFrost, angry: No! Who broke it!?

HollyFang, whispering: BerryFrost... CedarSparrow's been awfully quiet.

CedarSparrow: REALLY?!

HollyFang: Uh, yeah, really.

[indistinct arguing]

BerryFrost, in separate room, talking to viewer: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

SourPaw, walking in on BerryFrost: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[lem~]

*While my WC trio is in a battle*
MallowWhisker, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left!
HollyFang: Take it back now y'all!
RavenPaw, from somewhere behind them, yelling: ONE HOP THIS TIME!
MallowWhisker: LEFT-
HollyFang: FOOT! LEFT STOMP! RIGHT FOOT! RIGHT STOMP!
RavenPaw: HANDS ON YOUR KNEES! HANDS ON YOUR KNEES!
MallowWhisker, thinking: These flipping idiots-
The Enemy: You know what...I'm just gonna go...!