February 7th, 2024, 05:08 PM
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Scuttling in the basement
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Yellow goop
Yellowpaw had been pretty bored in camp. So he left. He got bored a lot. Of course, that's everyone else's fault for not committing mass murder or something. If they did commit mass murder, they should have invited him or let him watch. Some cats were soooo boring.
So there he was, taking a walk and undeniably plotting squirrelclan's horrible, painful death. Yep, he was such a young, naïve and innocent little guy. Thank starclan that was sarcasm. Naïve cats were the worst. I mean, they couldn't help him, so they where worthless.
Maybe we pick off the warriors first, then take out the high ranks. No, that would take too long. Maybe we get the medicine cats, then the deputy and leader, then maybe some warriors. Hmm, yeah, But how?
In his maniacal scheming, he bumped into someone with his paw. "Whoops." He said. Wait- why was he stuck? Yellowpaw looked up, grimacing. "EW. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR COAT?" He said, shaking his paw to get unstuck.
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