Goosehonk's Story (The amazing fan fic.)

[Dovey]

Prolouge.

Sandblaze woke up. She was in Starclan. Around her, whispers grew louder and louder. "Time has come. A goose will honk, and a goose will save us all!" They repeated themselves.

"But? Goose? Like Goosekit? Or like Goosebreeze of Thunderclan? Or Gooseshard of Windclan? Or Goosepurr of Thunderclan?" Sandblaze asked. But the echos were gone.

Great. Just like starclan not to say anything
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Part 2 coming tomorrow

[Dovey]

Chapter 1
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Goosekit narrowed his eyes back at Sandblaze, then skipped over to the meeting. Halfstar was saying something bout warriors or junk. Then he said the words....

"GOOSEKIT, STEP UP!!!" Halfstar called. Goosekit stepped up. "By the power of me, Goosekit will be Gooseh-I mean Goosepaw," He looked around. "And Spicyhot will be ya mentor. NOW SCRAM!" He laughed evily.

"SPICYHOT IS HERE!!!" Spicyhot waddled over. "Will make you warrior after few life lessonS lIKe hALfSTaR iS eVIl dO aNYtHiNG hE sAYs," Goosepaw sighed.
BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING!!!" Goosepaw yowled.

[ChillCat]

this is hilarious plz write more XD
starkits prophecy who? dont know her @Reindeer Nightmares

[Dovey]

Originally Posted by ChillCat

this is hilarious plz write more XD
starkits prophecy who? dont know her @Reindeer Nightmares

TY Uwu

Chapter 1 (contuined)
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Goosepaw was beaning Goosepaw in the clearing when Spicyhot came up to him. "Me will teach ya fighting toslay!" Spicyhot said. "Len will become warrior," Spicyhot waddled to the Training bush.

"First, you attack. Thens you attack. Lastly, you run!" Spicyhot waddled away. Goosepaw waddled after him, eves dropping on the convo. with Halfstar. "I declare Gorgepaw be warrior thing!"

[Dovey]

Chapter two or something
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Halfstar stood on high tires, a pile of tires thrown there by twolegs. "EVERYBODY! GET YA FUZZY BUTTS HERE IF YOU WANT TO COME TO THIS MEETING!!!" He called, the normal clan meeting call. "Gorgepaw will be a warrior!" Everyone looked around confused.
"DO you mean me, Goosepaw?" Goosepaw said.
Halfstar glared down at him. "Yeah. You or something. Your name is... GOOSEHONK!!! You will be, uh- a... erm. MENTOR! Yes, to Batterypaw," Goosehonk(er) booped noses with Batterypaw.

"Time to go teach you hows to hunt," Goosehonk said, waddling away. Soon, they teleported to the river. "First waddle in," He said. "The float there, arms tucked in. Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen flip over, try and catch a fish, butt IN THE AIR! Once you catch one, go back to your oringal postion, and kick with your back legs under the water to shore. THEEEEEEEN run back to camp, put it in the fish pile, and come back again until you have a five fish,"

[Jessica1917]

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what
why
how
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This makes so little sense it's hilariously super confusing. @Reindeer Nightmares

[Dovey]

Originally Posted by Jessica1917

wa
what
why
how
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k.
This makes so little sense it's hilariously super confusing. @Reindeer Nightmares

Then I've done it right

Chapter three
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Goosehonk was with Batterypaw, Tirepaw, Amazingpaw and Stupidpaw. Poor Stupidpaw is really smart! He thought. "ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIGHTY LETS GET THIS SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW ON THE ROAD! First to act like the goose over there, and trick a twoleg wins," He pulled a fake goose over.

Batterypaw had one. "BABY I'M BETTER THAN Y"AL!" Goosehonk pulled out a wand and went poof! "Batterycharge!" He said. Since Halfstar had gotten lazy, he'd given ALL the mentors wands to make their apprentices warriors themselves.

"And you know what you have to do. The night thing. Be a duck all night so you know ya Riverclam!!"

[SunriseOof]

Batterycharge hehehehehee
I laughed a lot at Batterypaw. I don't laugh out loud very often when I'm reading.
And I can't stop smiling.

STOP SMILING FIRE STOP SMILING


Also why do you like Wilbur Soot?
@Reindeer Nightmares

[Dovey]

Chapter four
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Goosehonk woke up to Batterycharge missing. ”Oh nuuu. Someone kidnapped her so she wouldn’t know she was Riverclan!” He let out le astonished gasp. “I bet it was Duckquack. He was next to me all night and didn’t leave the den making it him!”

[rosetherosey]

@Reindeer Nightmares
This is one of the only times I've ever laughed out loud while reading XD