Translate Nonsense!!!UwU

[Vessel]

Original

Well, that wasn't the reaction Sunpaw was expecting.

Nor is it the one I'll be accepting.

The tom's lip curled into a snarl.

"Excuse me? Just because you've got a scar and a fancy title you think I'm going to accept it if you talk down to me?"

His voice had risen a bit.

"Look. I've been forced to leave my home of twenty-six moons because an idiot she-cat decided to abuse her authority, lie to my face and separate me from the one cat I love- heck, for the one cat I've ever liked being around! So don't make the mistake of thinking I'll listen to any unreasonable nonsense anymore, especially not just because you're a medicine cat!"

A hiss was building in the back of his throat.

I won't be pushed around by these so-called 'high ranking cats'.

Not anymore.

"Now, as I was saying, what's your name?"

Translated

Of course, this is not the answer to the satrap.

And this is not what I will accept.

Tom was going to Lincoln.

"Wait for me?" Because you have a great understanding of the topic, do you think I'd be happy if I talked to you? "

His voice was loud.

"Why. I was forced to stay away from my family for 26 months because I had decided to lie down, lie down, and stay away from my beloved cat. I do not want to be near you. Don't forget it! I'm stupid."

There was a sound on the back of his neck.

I called "the cats are tall."

No.

"Now, as I said, what's your name?"

(I'm dying WHAT IS A SATRAP)

[Shade.]

Original:
Dagger's smile became wider and turned from angelic to creepy. Finally, a challenge!
"Yes, I am. Though I barely go into the den. I either sleep in the yard or hang out here and hunt for myself. Human cat food is yucky." she purred. reading cats' expressions and saying what they want to hear was her specialty. She hoped she'd figure out a way to impress him. A new tool for her to wreak havoc with. How delightful!
"Are you a clan cat? Have you ever been in Riverclan? Remi's mate is from there. She told me all about it." she sighed. It was true. Her brother's mate had been so useful. Too bad she died so early on. Their game had just begun.

Translated:
Delk added a smile angelic form, which do not understand. Rum finally heal?
"So they came in. Although it is difficult to rent. I fell asleep, and hidden inside the garden. Chekati fuel be upset." See page. Heavy zvekatsi data read and what they want to hear. She hopes that she may find that way to explain. New methods of destroying them. The beauty of nature
"Kits are you? KuRwiziklan are you? The girl is Remy .Ipapo told me about the woman who has become a friend of her brother .I was very helpful .." So, who has recently died.

Ummm...Why.

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Original:
Lotuspaw dipped her head greatefully and padded over to leave her mouse. Had she really done well? Her mentor seemed to think so. She smiled. All the other cats that called her a monster, maybe they were wrong...
"Haha you're a badger! Your paws are so clumsy!" squeaked a tom-kit.
"I'm...I...he he.."whimpered Lotuskit, her massive shoulders slumping.
"She-cats should be pretty. You look like a bear!" giggld a she-kit.
"LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"yowled Lotuskit as she lashed out, her paw hitting the tom-kit in the face and making him slam into the she-kit's side.
"Lotuskit! What are you doing?! Stay away from my kits, you monster! I'm going to have a chat with Flyfur about your agression."meowed an angry queen.

Translated:
Kamal shakes the guitar and seeks out a worker. Did it really work? The teacher agreed. You laugh and make a mistake with every cat called a demon ...
"Ha ha! There's a village! Your kitchen is on the second floor!" Thomas wakes up.
"About me ..."
"The cat should be ready. It looks like a bear! Gigold & Hardware
"That's enough!" Kamari looks like a storm and it's enough to stab her face and hunt.
Show lotus! What's the matter, get rid of the devil! She was a young queen.

[visible confusion]

[Dark Flame]

ORIGINAL

Sunnythicket strolled into the territory, the breeze hitting her face as it flew around the area. The golden tabby turned behind her, towards the territory. Today was the day she would train her apprentice! I can’t wait! What will she think? Will she like it?

“Birchpaw!” she called out. “Come over here! I got a hunting lesson you will certainly enjoy!”

TRANSLATED
The wind begins when there is a natural movement in the area where the solar wind is blowing. It turned out to be a place for fun. Are you out of date in this column? Can not wait! What you want to do and what you want to do "Birchba" flies. "Come on, it's Dr. Pure oil. "

This sounds like something from Translator Fails.

[Shade.]

You watch Malinda's google series too. I know some of the translated songs by heart.

@Bravekit

[Dark Flame]

Me too! What’s your favourite lines?

( @Shadeleaf )

[Shade.]

Originally Posted by Bravekit

Me too! What’s your favourite lines?

( @Shadeleaf )

Gradually Watermelon! also So lord Sith!

[Cobra]

Original: Silverpaw frowned. She quickly walked out of camp and grabbed some marigold. "Spottedear, wait! You forgot marigold!"


Translated: Silverpaw frowned. He quickly left the camp and was worried. "Spottedear, wait! You forgot the worry!"

[Dark Flame]

Obviously, the WATERMELON!!!!

Here are some of my favourites.

SONG

This I am going to hell. Oh no.

What does salt mean?

The darkness is a kitten.

NON-SONG

Are you a Google Translator? Because I know everything.

There is nothing wrong with a burning panda in the cake.

( @Shadeleaf )

[aleka!]

i dug up this two year post just to make it cursed

original;
Inksplash glanced away again. "Yeah, I usually don't like meeting new cats." His smile had faded, but now it reappeared. "But I like you." He said, curtly dipping his head to her. "Oh! Not like that!" The cat quickly recovered. "But, like, uh, there's some cat out there for you, I'm sure." He added. He didn't want to ruin this whole thing. Psh, knowing you, you'll start to crush on her. His mind cut in. Ugh. Why did that have to happen to him so much? His ears perked when he heard a lift shuffling sound. Was Briarstorm sitting slightly closer? He really couldn't tell. "Oh, after my twolegs left I became a loner. I hated it though. I felt like I had no purpose and there was also the fact that I was really bad at hunting." He screwed up his nose. "The fact I had no claws made it even better." He continued. "Eventually I heard about the clans, then well, I went to this clan." The large tom chuckled. "When I talked to Goldenstar about joining, it was the most awkward thing ever."

translated;
Look back splash ink. "It is, generally, not just to meet the new cat." Esemanipun missed him again. "But, lucky me. 'Closely and tilt head." Oh! No! "Catum immediately recovered." But I think there's a cat is, "she adds. He did not want to lose everything. Oh, you know you'll start to push it. Attend broken. Eggs. Why you should be very much? I heard it when I heard the sound of the elevator. Find the Weather Briar that it is one; He did not. "Oh, I just two. I like him. They asked, I have learned a hunt you can save it," he said. "Does the shoes could be better," he said. "Finally I heard about the food, but also as to the issue." A great crash. "And among the Star gold occurrence is the most bizarre."