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"Aww the ghosts are in looveeee" "SHUT UP."

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"If there is anything in this world about which I know positively nothing, it is agriculture."

"I’ve been in this position before at the Battle of Marengo. I lost the battle at five o’clock…BUT I WON IT BACK AGAIN AT SEVEN!!"

"That’s not necessary, that’s not necessary. It’s the Prussians. But as far as you and I are concerned, and the rest of the army, they’re on the moon."

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"Come on, where is her case? Did she eat it?"

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I have a lot from this weekend! 9If you want some info, just vm me lol)
"I love gay bacon"
"That's why you clap on 1 and 4"
"How'd we get across the border with [Splashclouds friend]"
"I don't wanna dance like a monkey!"
"No way [Splashclouds other friend] went in and only got sauce for himself"
"This watermelon expires today!"

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Person 1: "Is your brain ok?"
Person 2: "Has it ever been?"
Person 1: "I don't know, but you have just received an impromptu lobotomy."

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"what happened to our pillow?"
"the washer ate it."

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[Splashclouds friend] "wait... [guy Splashcloud knows] has a crush on [Splashcloud's real name]
[Guy Splashcloud knows] "Who the heck is [Splashclouds real name]?"

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“One cookie’s not that big of a deal, one cookie’s not that big of a deal…”

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A: "You have any idea at what speed you were driving?!"
B: "Of course not! I was on the phone!"

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"It’s a funeral, not a debate."