[elaif]

:*:OZ:*:

A ruff purr ripped thru the toms throat, what did he have to offer? Hmmm.. What did he have to offer? This question sent a flash of humour across his eyes, although deep down he felt a bit uncomfortable. Why? He knew he was worth nothing important, and what under line skills did he possess? He could lie himself out of any situation, heartlessly mutilate anyone that got on his nerves, sleep for two whole days, and fight dirty. Was that all? Was that all he had to offer?
The options made him reflect on his miserable life, huh.. He really was a joke- But wasn't everyone? " Good question, very good question, " he replied finally " my sense of smell is a bit whacko, I can fight pretty damn well tho. Besides from my great looks and charm.. Thats about it." OZ coughed slightly and shuffled his paws nervously in the dirt. At least he was being honest.. Well kinda. " Now doll-face, before u jugde my lack of litterly anything important, u should be flattered by my straight up honesty. I mean it's not every day that a guy like me admits he's a worthless piece of crap." rolling his broad shoulders, he let his brows furrow into scowl. He really hoped this lady appreciated is ethics, or they were gonna have problems.

// @poppy. \\