[Marigoldwhisper]

 

Originally Posted by Myling

〚~Willow'Paw Sage~〛
| 9 Moons | ShadowClan Apprentice | Female, She/Her | Purrks:
Kitty Soft Paws, Heightened Perception [smell]
[a small, fluffy tortoiseshell she-cat with pale green eyes and an atrociously fluffy tail]

She flinched at Magpiepaw's laugh. She'd just been trying to be scary! But then... Her voice could snap????????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. She wouldn't even be a cat then! Well, maybe she still would but nobody would know! What if her voice had already snapped?

What was even the point?




Why were they even here?





She'd never be able to talk again... and then she'd be Uselesspaw...





Nobody would remember her, she'd be even more of a side character.....





Magpiepaw would do something cool to make her feel ashamed of not talking, and then everyone else would do a backflip or something.....



Maybe Markiplier would appreciate her..... if she ever tried to do an epic backflip in front of him........but failed and got paralyzed....... markiplier takes me to the hospital and he holds my paw and tells me everything is gonna be ok.... but then the cyst in my brain explodes causing me to flatline (they didnt know about the brain cyst until after the autopsy)...... markiplier falls to his knees and sobs uncontrollably until the nurses tell him to leave.......... He realizes theres nothing he can do anymore so he goes home and starts making a video................ he uploads a new fnaf video later that day but it has a different intro than usual............. the video starts completely silent on a black screen until it slowly fades to a picture of me in my hospital bed then transitions to an image of very upset sad crying emoji emoticon stock vector that slowly zooms in.................. the video suddenly cuts back to normal with no context given.............. fans are left baffled







And then she realized Magpiepaw was joking so hahaha no worries : DDD









Willowpaw held her breath as a paw came down in slow motion as a paw came slashing down to her throat. As it brushed across her neck, she jut took a moment to process that. Willowpaw. Defeated. By Magpiepaw. Ok, to be fair, she didn't know what she was expecting, After a few moments, she realized: OH DOO DOO SHE WAS MEANT TO PLAY ALONG. "Aaaaaah, n-n-nooooooooooo, I-I hath be-been defeeaa-defeeeeated!" She said as she flopped dramatically. Yes, she was only the bestest at fighting. She could FEEL everyone shivering in their timbers at the SO EXTREMELY VERY VERY DANGEROUS FOE THAT EXISTED IN THE WORLD.

And also.



YES.


FORGIVENESS ACHIEVED


Finally, all her life goals had come true: the world was (ahem, mostly) at peace. Everything bad was magically erased (ahem ahem, mostly). Oh Mighty Magpiepaw had given Willowpaw her forgiveness AND a new name-! Wait. What? A new name? "I-I mean li-like, o-ok? I g-guess?" Sage said confusedly. "Bu-But in m-my opini- oh, uhm, oh right." Hmmm. If she was going to be called Sage, then Magpiepaw also needed a nickname! Nickname buddies! "You can be called...." She thought for a moment. Magpiepaw seemed to be excellently cut lengthwise (with color. nobody took a giant knife and cut Magpiepaw in half, thankfully). "You shall be called..... 'I have Two Sides, angre, and Funneh''!"

 

saeg is gud at naems.

Will- Sage, bowed. Why? Because CLEARLY, I have Two Sides, angre and Funneh' was- wait, why was she bowing? She wasn't, what? Royalty? I have Two Sides, angre and Funneh' was just an apprentice! 'But she said she's, like, the greatest and most amazing apprentice and cat in the world!'




If only Markiplier were here... he'd know what to do.......



[ @Marigoldwhisper - Magpiepaw! ]
[ motivation is back nyehehe >:3 I don't actually watch markiplier but shhhhhhhh you heard NOTHING! /silly ]

Magpiepaw
She, Her\Apprentice\10 moons\Shadowclan
"Why pick them when I can do it so much better?"

Purrks: Silvertonuge [ACTIVE] Kittysoftpaws [ACTIVE]



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She had no idea what was up with this cat. "Ugh, don't you know dead cats don't talk after they die? At least just twitch sporadically, that'd be a MUCH better fit!" She shook the last bits of dust from her fur revealing the odd colors than strung along her pelt. It seemed the Willowpaw blanked for a moment. Scratch that, a really LONG AND BORING moment. Gee, maybe there was a reason Sage didn't have many friends.

Then she started to speak again, what joy! Oh, a nickname. Magpiepaw perked up, her caramel brown eyes widening just a smidge as she waited somewhat patiently for whatever name Willowpaw would deem her worthy of. There was a lot of weight in names, they were practically first impressions, so whenever she got her full name, her warrior name, she wanted it to be intimidating and scary. If a warrior was fighting her in battle and she figured out their name was Bunnyfluff, Magpiepaw would be too busy laughing to take that nut job seriously.

It had been decided. Her nickname. Magpiepaw tried to ignore the excitement welling up in her paws. Stop that, bad, bad! And the result was...!

Wow. That was beyond disappointing.

Magpiepaw flattened her ears against her head in frustration then watched with bubbling amusement as Willowpaw full on BOWED. I mean, Magpiepaw was certainly worthy of it, especially after the silly name Sage gave her. Like, come on! She could've picked ANYTHING. But noooooo... Let's just freak Magpiepaw out until she dies from utter bewilderment! Funny right? Ahem... Right? WRONG.

"Yeah, I'm definitely drowning you in the nearest river." Magpiepaw said, her voice strangely monotone. "What. Kind. Of. Name. Is. THAT? WHAT THE HECK IS A 'FUNNEH!?'"

(this was legit so fun to write. Willowpaw, never change :3)