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Zesty Mango
Hurling a couple of more stones at Blizzybaby, Berrypaw was snickering with extreme amusement. How could he think that getting rocks thrown at him was training? She wasn't complaining though, since it allowed her to continue without him even truly understanding what was going on. When she'd run out of rocks in the immediate area, she frowned. It had only been about a dozen rocks thrown, and felt quite shortlived in her opinion, but she supposed it was good enough.
Approaching him, she gave a fake smile of pride.
"Great job! You did better than most apprentices do on their first time with that! Now, we learn the final battle move. It's not really an attack move, per se, but rather, an evasion move. I call it The Sitting Duck." The move she was about to show him was one she'd made up, and it was a terrible tactic at that.
Trying to hide her amusement, the molly dropped down and bunched herself up into a ball.
"Now, this is called The Sitting Duck because all you do is sit and wait. You just sit there as your enemy attacks you, and you take every single blow that they throw your way. Don't move or fight back. The idea is that they get bored very quickly and move on. So, it'll require you get a bit hurt but it's extremely effective." Pffffff. That was a total lie. It was a surefire way to get torn to pieces by an opponent. But Blizzidiot was probably dumb enough to believe this was a great move, so she just went with it.
"We don't need practice since this is such an easy move. Oh! And I almost forgot. This move works extremely well if there are multiple cats attacking you. That way they all give up easily and you win! Got it? We're done here. Now shoo. You can go show off all your new scars and bruises to you dumb baby friends or whatever."