[MEAT ANGELS]

@hope
(damn this was honestly a really good pairing)

Sprigroot nodded, not really listening. The mouse was just a joke, and dusk was going to have to put up with his leftovers. He wanted a mate, even just a short term one. One that was cute, and wouldn’t look at other toms when Sprig wasn’t looking. He was the king! Their throats would be slit! “Yes yes yes yes... floppy ears.. alright... Anywho, WHY THE HELL WON’T YOU GROOM?! I mean, look at this mess!” He pawed at the knotted neck-fluff, eyes narrowed. “Honestly, you’re lucky I put up with you, sweetheart.” With his luck, he wouldn’t need to reject the cute ones. Because they’d fall right into his grasp, ready to be king-sprigged. Hail KING SPRIGROOT! Gay overlord of the best.. well, that was argue-able.. Clan! “Honestly... did you ever think you could obtain this beauty? Urge, do me a solid and wash your paws. I’m not touching those.” Yuck. Dusky was his bestie, sure, but ew.