[Arie]

Originally Posted by Rainquail

Beepaw had been close to asking about who in the Sam hell "Quickass" was and what business a fully grown cat had pushing an apprentice!!
He sure did deserve it.
"Oh, yes please! How did you dooooo iiiiit?"
She? Outran? A? Deputy?
Whhhaaaaaooooo!

Oh Beepaw would be in for it! Pumapaw couldn't help the gleeful smile on her face and the brightening of her blue eyes as Beepaw asked to know how she'd done it. So settling into her spot, Pumapaw prepared herself like an elder about to tell a story, except her story would be much better than an elder's. "So! I was out on a patrol with Quickass ya know. It was just after the Coyote attack, and we'd like returned back to Windclan and all..So I was selected to go patrol the Thunderclan border with Quickass. And I was bored, cause Quickass was being slow as hell so I went ahead and just ran. And ran! I have shorter legs but doesn't mean I can't run fast. I outran Quicksilver that day! But yeah, I then saw the Thunderclan deputy and went tumbling into him. He was like, not moving the border as he should so I had a perfectly good reason to charge into him. But then he turned on Quickass and started insulting him... and I joined in cause I don't need an excuse to do that!" Not gonna mention she'd been over exaggerating her story and partly lying. Maybe.