Flutterkit rolled onto her back, her tongue lolling out, all four limbs stiff and pointed towards the sky. "
I'm dead!" she moaned melodramatically, tongue flopping from the side of her mouth. "
Ugh!" Her breath rattled convincingly in her throat, and with one last gasp, she fell limp. She lay there for a minute, breathing muffled and shallow, until she couldn't bear it any longer. One blue eye cracked open, searching for an observer to her performance. "
Hello!" the dead kit cried, a bit impatiently. "
Does anyone care that I'm dead?"
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New Years Dashers