(This story is ENTIRELY FICTIONAL)
So my dad said I should keep a diary whenever someone bullies me.
I thought he was joking, because WHAT KIND OF WIMP WRITES IN A DIARY.
The only kid who ever did that was in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
And he isn't even real.
So nope, not happening.
Like, do you WANT some kid to make fun of me for being a nerd? Because that is definetly what I'd do if I found out another boy kept a diary.
Adults are lame.
•••
I am NOT writing an entry, but some jac-
Right, dad, "nice words."
I almost forgot you mouth breathing down my neck.
Ha.
I could almost hear you turn red.
Go irritate Liona.
Ooooh, I'm getting the "Stop it Nick" voice.
Fun.
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This is not an entry.
I'm going to burn this damned book and it's never coming back.
Because if I ever again allow ANYONE to see it
I WILL LITERALLY DIE.
Like
I will be dead where I stand.
Goodbye.
•••
Oh,
Crud.
I've gotten attached to this book.
And I don't have access to fire suddenly.
Hmm, I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PRIVATE.
YUP.
BREATHE DOWN LIONA'S NECK
She'll love it as much as I do.
•••
I think Liona found my book
All her girlfriends are looking at me funny
Sisters
•••
I'm sorry Liona
I meant to say
YOU ARE AN EVIL PERSON
•••
No. Please don't prove it.
•••
Aaaand she proved it.
Blue paint trap.
Great. It isn't picture day, after all.
OH WAIT
Sarcasm.
•••
Oh, I forgot.
DONT OPEN YOUR BOOK.
Too late 
~Liona
•••
Goodbye book
Dad's taking you
He's finally realized it causes more problems that is solves
Signed,
Nick K. P.
(Short Story) Not A Diary
