“Well what does Stupidspark mean?” Icespark questioned
~Stonewing~
"A spark that's stupid," Stonewing meowed slowly, as if Icespark was stupid. "A wing that's dung? That has dung on it? That's a worse name. Can't you tell? We'll, if you can't, I don't blame you. You really do look like a stupid spark. And you seem like one too. You are one. Maybe you're not the most stupid cat in RiverClan. Actually, you are. I bet there's a more stupid cat in a different Clan. Or a kittypet. Yeah. I think a kittypet's more stupid than. I really can't be sure, though."
Stonewing had figured out how Icespark worked. Now, he just needed to find a way to get her mad.
"A spark that's stupid," Stonewing meowed slowly, as if Icespark was stupid. "A wing that's dung? That has dung on it? That's a worse name. Can't you tell? We'll, if you can't, I don't blame you. You really do look like a stupid spark. And you seem like one too. You are one. Maybe you're not the most stupid cat in RiverClan. Actually, you are. I bet there's a more stupid cat in a different Clan. Or a kittypet. Yeah. I think a kittypet's more stupid than. I really can't be sure, though."
Stonewing had figured out how Icespark worked. Now, he just needed to find a way to get her mad.
“I can tell that I’m definitely not as dumb as a kittypet, a wing be dung because you’re a piece of dung” Icespark explained coolly, “Don’t know why you can’t understand that” This stupid furball is getting annoying though She thought to herself
“I can tell that I’m definitely not as dumb as a kittypet, a wing be dung because you’re a piece of dung” Icespark explained coolly, “Don’t know why you can’t understand that” This stupid furball is getting annoying though She thought to herself
~Stonewing~
"'A wing be dung?'" Stonewing chuckled. "What does that mean. Be? Look, you seem to be messing up your words. I think you need a break. Why don't you swim? It's what you were here for in the first place. Or you could catch a great big fish. Though I doubt you'd be able to, but I'm sure you already knew that. What else could Stupidspark do-- and fail at?
It was working! Icespark seemed to be getting angry at him. All Stonewing needed to do was taunt her. Maybe he could even kill her and get away with it.
"'A wing be dung?'" Stonewing chuckled. "What does that mean. Be? Look, you seem to be messing up your words. I think you need a break. Why don't you swim? It's what you were here for in the first place. Or you could catch a great big fish. Though I doubt you'd be able to, but I'm sure you already knew that. What else could Stupidspark do-- and fail at?
It was working! Icespark seemed to be getting angry at him. All Stonewing needed to do was taunt her. Maybe he could even kill her and get away with it.
“I think I’ll just hunt on-land, like you said, I could get hurt, and I can always practice swimming in the cattail pond”
Icespark crept along the beach searching for prey. Eventually she found a gull pecking at something. She slowly crept towards it, checked where the wind was blowing, crept further, and pounced. The gull tried to fight back but she bit down hard on it’s spine and the gull went still. She picked it up and carried it back to camp
Dawnwhisper blinked at the cat, they supposed that it made sense then about the graying around his muzzle. But they also seemed amused “who exactly calls you a menace?” they had seen Blizzardwind be in bad moods a lot of the time but they wouldn’t call him a menace. He was willing to tell stories, be kind when he wanted to be and in all honestly someone Dawnwhisper could get along with.
They paused their trek down to the edge of the ocean when they saw his side eye “oh, I was just going to walk close enough that when the water comes up it laps at my paws, but we can keep walking here.” it didn’t bug them all that much and they would happily continue to walk with the tom.
Blizzardwind grunted. The queens do. Mostly the queens, they say I'm a "bad influence" or someth'in like that, but I've done more things for the Clan than they've done, so I don't know where that's coming from. They looked amused, and he supposed he could look senile sometimes, roughed up, graying, scarred, no wonder the queens worried for their kits. It wasn't like he was going to eat the little scraps or something. Not enough meat on their bones to make a good meal. Was that supposed to be a joke? The little voice said dubiously, and he flicked an ear. Shut up. That was usually his answer to the inner mew, but it was well earned. You can walk where you want, I just don't like to get wet when I can avoid it.
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