Lord of chaos fraud

**Spookez.** · #1 February 14th, 2023, 06:24 PM

@Non-binary_Disaster

Valent was sipping a cup of fresh apple cider.

**sock** · #2 February 14th, 2023, 06:28 PM

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@Non-binary_Disaster

Valent was sipping a cup of fresh apple cider.

Zero hung from a tree, her grey pigtails dangling. She wore a dark grey hoodie with a skull on it, torn leggings, and grey tennis shoes. Her yellow eyes watched over the city, and she gave a long yawn. Her bat-like wings were folded tightly against her back, and her pointed demon tail was flicking back and forth. Her shiny black demon horns glistened in the sun as she slowly swung back and forth to the rhythm of her favorite song.

**Spookez.** · #3 February 14th, 2023, 06:32 PM

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Zero hung from a tree, her grey pigtails dangling. She wore a dark grey hoodie with a skull on it, torn leggings, and grey tennis shoes. Her yellow eyes watched over the city, and she gave a long yawn. Her bat-like wings were folded tightly against her back, and her pointed demon tail was flicking back and forth. Her shiny black demon horns glistened in the sun as she slowly swung back and forth to the rhythm of her favorite song.

Valant peacefully took another sip, before hearing someone hum. It annoyed him. Really, how could people be this annoying?

He walked to whoever was making that terrible noise. ¨Ahem.¨ He said, looking the strange- eh who knows what creature.

**sock** · #4 February 14th, 2023, 06:43 PM

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Valant peacefully took another sip, before hearing someone hum. It annoyed him. Really, how could people be this annoying?

He walked to whoever was making that terrible noise. ¨Ahem.¨ He said, looking the strange- eh who knows what creature.

Zero watched a human approach her, and rolled her eyes. Well, it had been a while since she'd beat somebody up. Might even invite Phantom. She looked at the guy, studying him carefully. She could absolutely disintegrate him if she wanted to. "Hi. Listen, i would love to insult you, but one- i don't have time for that. I have better people to roast. And two- i'm afraid i can't do it as well as nature already has." She scoffed with a wicked smirk. Hopefully she wouldn't have to explain her sick burns.

**Spookez.** · #5 February 14th, 2023, 06:54 PM

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Zero watched a human approach her, and rolled her eyes. Well, it had been a while since she'd beat somebody up. Might even invite Phantom. She looked at the guy, studying him carefully. She could absolutely disintegrate him if she wanted to. "Hi. Listen, i would love to insult you, but one- i don't have time for that. I have better people to roast. And two- i'm afraid i can't do it as well as nature already has." She scoffed with a wicked smirk. Hopefully she wouldn't have to explain her sick burns.

¨Ok.¨ He said, shrugging it off. ¨Anyways, could you just shut up?¨ He said, looking her in the eye.

[Im running on nothing but coffee for the past week, so i could not think of family friendly Comebacks at the moment XD]

**sock** · #6 February 14th, 2023, 06:55 PM

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¨Ok.¨ He said, shrugging it off. ¨Anyways, could you just shut up?¨ He said, looking her in the eye.

[Im running on nothing but coffee for the past week, so i could not think of family friendly Comebacks at the moment XD]

(lol me too XD)

"Awww, are you having a bad day?" Zero asked in a sarcastic baby-voice.

**Spookez.** · #7 February 14th, 2023, 06:58 PM

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(lol me too XD)

"Awww, are you having a bad day?" Zero asked in a sarcastic baby-voice.

[If this was Some other web that allowed this stuff i would have gone down the Deeper than R rating road.]

¨No, i just have better uses for a wannabe Wednesday adams.¨ He said, with a sly smirk.

**sock** · #8 February 15th, 2023, 07:21 AM

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[If this was Some other web that allowed this stuff i would have gone down the Deeper than R rating road.]

¨No, i just have better uses for a wannabe Wednesday adams.¨ He said, with a sly smirk.

(same lol)

"Oh, i'm a lot worse than Wednesday." Zero said, opening her wings threateningly.

**Spookez.** · #9 February 15th, 2023, 07:23 AM

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(same lol)

"Oh, i'm a lot worse than Wednesday." Zero said, opening her wings threateningly.

¨Im sure everyone can agree on that.¨ He said, looking the strange being up and down. Yea... worse.

**sock** · #10 February 15th, 2023, 07:26 AM

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¨Im sure everyone can agree on that.¨ He said, looking the strange being up and down. Yea... worse.

Zero dropped from the tree, landing on her feet. The grass beneath her feet burst into flames. "You're not the stupidest person in the world. But you better hope he doesn't die."