shamelessly inspired by helluva boss dont remind me
Do you have a cat you want dead? Do you not have the time or motivation to roleplay them anymore but you want them to go out with a bang? Well, do I have the service for you!
Ravenblaze's Freelance Assassinations! (name subject to change)
My trigger happy warrior Ravenblaze is ready and raring to go! With a positive attitude and an eagerness to learn, Ravenpaw will dispose of almost any cat from almost any clan.*
This service promises to get rid of your character in a quick, character-development-friendly, and most of all, discreet and quiet way!
But why, you may ask, is Ravenblaze providing this service? Doesn't it sound too good to be true?
Because, they want to acquire the largest and most amazing bone collection of any cat in the world! But they'll start by having the best in the 4 clans, of course.
There are two ways to go about this, one straightforward and easy, and one harder but better for character development.
1. Ravenblaze finds your cat intruding on Shadowclan territory. They will see this as a challenge, attack, and kill your character with permission.
2. A cat asks Ravenblaze to kill another cat. It doesn't matter why to them at all. Your character(s) can be the one killed, Ravenblaze's client, or both, but remember to get the other person's permission and work out what will happen in the rp. Your cat even gets to pick the way the other cat dies!
What does Ravenblaze want as payment for method 2? It's practically free! All they want is a bone from the dead cat** and a free favor, no strings attached!***
Rules:
Ravenblaze will not take the fall for the murder or be caught unless it is important to the plot. If your cat gets caught for organizing a murder Ravenblaze will not be blamed. If your cat is going to be a coward and snitch then they should do their own dirty work!
Ravenblaze will do their best to carry out the death the client wants, but if it can't be done Ravenblaze can't be blamed.
Notes:
*Ravenblaze will not murder kits or Shadowclan cats. Shadowclan cats can be killed if we discuss it beforehand and I decide to make an exception. There is no exception for kits.
**Ravenblaze may want to keep the body for experimentation. Donating the body to science, if you will.
***I will keep track of favors Ravenblaze has lined up. Ravenblaze can call on your cat at any time for the favor, but I will make sure it's okay beforehand. Keep in mind, Ravenblaze never forgives or forgets a debt.
Message me with any questions and reply to this post AND MENTION ME if you've got anything for Ravenblaze to do. Have fun!
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