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October 28th, 2020, 01:26 PM
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FlooftheGreatandTerrible
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Re: Funny Forum
two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't appear the be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps "My friend is dead, what can I do?"
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There's a silence, then a gunshot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says, "Ok now what?"
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October 28th, 2020, 01:30 PM
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Re: Funny Forum
So a man is watching his friend's cat. His friend calls and goes "How's my cat?" The man says "She's dead,"
His friend: "WHAT?! Your supose to say, she's stuck on the roof and can't get down, then say we stopped her from jumping, then say we got her down but she's hurt, then say she died,"
Man: "Oh,"
Friend: "Anyway how's grandma?"
Man: "She's stuck on the roof and we can't get her down." @ BerryBranch @ FlooftheGreatandTerrible
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Last edited by Dovey; October 28th, 2020 at 01:30 PM.
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October 28th, 2020, 01:30 PM
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Re: Funny Forum
Lol you guys
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October 28th, 2020, 01:33 PM
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Re: Funny Forum
Quote:
Originally Posted by BerryBranch
Lol you guys
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October 28th, 2020, 01:34 PM
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The Destroyer of Worlds
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Re: Funny Forum
Kids these days.....
Have you played the updated kids' game? I Spy With My Little Eye . . . Phone.
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October 28th, 2020, 01:36 PM
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Pfp by Caspian :> Venus!
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Re: Funny Forum
Q: what does it mean when a horse can't talk very well? @ BerryBranch
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October 28th, 2020, 01:37 PM
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The Destroyer of Worlds
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Re: Funny Forum
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke? @ BerryBranch
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