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June 4th, 2023, 06:06 PM
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Re: Portal 2: The Unauthorized RP || p
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~~Jessica~~
(I don't have the games)
Jessica gripped the bed tightly as the room moved slightly. She opened her eyes when she heard the robot speak and looked up. "My head kind of hurts... Who are you?" Jessica tried asking again.
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"Oh, right, uh, Wheatley." He said, glancing around. Anyway, do you understand what I'm saying? At all? Does any of this make any sense? Just tell me, just say 'Yes!'"
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June 4th, 2023, 06:11 PM
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Re: Portal 2: The Unauthorized RP || p
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"Oh, right, uh, Wheatley." He said, glancing around. Anyway, do you understand what I'm saying? At all? Does any of this make any sense? Just tell me, just say 'Yes!'"
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~~Jessica~~
Jessica let go of the bed and stands straight. "Yes," she replies.
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June 4th, 2023, 06:13 PM
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Re: Portal 2: The Unauthorized RP || p
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~~Jessica~~
Jessica let go of the bed and stands straight. "Yes," she replies.
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Wheatley let out a sigh of relief. "Oh, well, that's g-- That's a relief. Well, just hold on tight!" He said, ascending into the trap door again. Then, the room began to move, this time faster and more wild than before.
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June 4th, 2023, 06:17 PM
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Re: Portal 2: The Unauthorized RP || p
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Wheatley let out a sigh of relief. "Oh, well, that's g-- That's a relief. Well, just hold on tight!" He said, ascending into the trap door again. Then, the room began to move, this time faster and more wild than before.
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*Jessica gasped and gripped the bed again, closing her eyes*
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June 4th, 2023, 06:41 PM
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Re: Portal 2: The Unauthorized RP || p
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*Jessica gasped and gripped the bed again, closing her eyes*
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As Wheatley began crashing into things while the room moved, he started venting to Jessica. "Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here. The reserve power ran out, so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subjects! And of course nobody tells ME anything. Noooo, why should they tell me anything? Why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of?" The whole front of the room was collapsed now, allowing Jessica a wide window to see what was happening. They passed walls, tight spaces, and other rooms that hung from robotic arms over the seemingly endless pit of Aperture Laboratories. "Oi, it's close... can you see? Am I gonna make it through? Have I got enough space?" He definitely didn't have enough space between the two relaxation chambers he was talking about. He hit on of them, the corner of Jessica's scraping against the other one as they passed. "Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here..." Wheatley continued his venting. "And whose fault do you think it's going to be, when the management comes down here and finds ten thousand flippin' vegetables? He scraped along another chamber, causing things in Jessica's room to fling. "Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one... Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks-- and no one's gonna ask, don't worry-- but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead. Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there we're gonna need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready..." The room smashed into the wall. "Good news: that is NOT a docking station. So there's one mystery solved. I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall. Could get a bit technical! Hold on!" Wheatley successfully smashed through the wall. The room came to a stop, inside of a different room-- Just outside of Jessica's broken chamber was a bit of nearly-broken glass, and underneath it, a small room. Beyond the glass was a dark hallway. Wheatley came out of the trapdoor, looking at Jessica. "Whew. There we go! Now I'll be honest, you are probably in no fit state to run this particular type of cognitive gauntlet. But... um... at least you're a good jumper. So... you've got that. You've got the jumping on your side. Just do your best, and I'll meet you up ahead."
(woo! Long post! Sorry, I love Wheatley ^^')
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June 4th, 2023, 06:49 PM
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Re: Portal 2: The Unauthorized RP || p
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Originally Posted by sock
As Wheatley began crashing into things while the room moved, he started venting to Jessica. "Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here. The reserve power ran out, so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subjects! And of course nobody tells ME anything. Noooo, why should they tell me anything? Why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of?" The whole front of the room was collapsed now, allowing Jessica a wide window to see what was happening. They passed walls, tight spaces, and other rooms that hung from robotic arms over the seemingly endless pit of Aperture Laboratories. "Oi, it's close... can you see? Am I gonna make it through? Have I got enough space?" He definitely didn't have enough space between the two relaxation chambers he was talking about. He hit on of them, the corner of Jessica's scraping against the other one as they passed. "Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here..." Wheatley continued his venting. "And whose fault do you think it's going to be, when the management comes down here and finds ten thousand flippin' vegetables? He scraped along another chamber, causing things in Jessica's room to fling. "Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one... Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks-- and no one's gonna ask, don't worry-- but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead. Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there we're gonna need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready..." The room smashed into the wall. "Good news: that is NOT a docking station. So there's one mystery solved. I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall. Could get a bit technical! Hold on!" Wheatley successfully smashed through the wall. The room came to a stop, inside of a different room-- Just outside of Jessica's broken chamber was a bit of nearly-broken glass, and underneath it, a small room. Beyond the glass was a dark hallway. Wheatley came out of the trapdoor, looking at Jessica. "Whew. There we go! Now I'll be honest, you are probably in no fit state to run this particular type of cognitive gauntlet. But... um... at least you're a good jumper. So... you've got that. You've got the jumping on your side. Just do your best, and I'll meet you up ahead."
(woo! Long post! Sorry, I love Wheatley ^^')
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~~Jessica~~
(Correct me if I did something wrong!)
Jessica opened her eyes as her room seemed to be completely destroyed while Wheatley continues to talk to her like nothing was wrong. She staggered to her feet and looked at Wheatley. "Wait, what am I doing?! What's the thing needed to get out of here!? Wheatley!" She shouts. She sees the dark hallway. Do I need to go there? She thought. Wheatley had said that she was good at jumping. But she didn't know where to do. Wheatley said to meet him up ahead. Ohh... Through the broken glass, to the hallway. I'm an idiot. She started making her way to the hallway, jumping and moving over glass on the floor.
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June 5th, 2023, 07:21 AM
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Re: Portal 2: The Unauthorized RP || p
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Originally Posted by CreeperLover649
~~Jessica~~
(Correct me if I did something wrong!)
Jessica opened her eyes as her room seemed to be completely destroyed while Wheatley continues to talk to her like nothing was wrong. She staggered to her feet and looked at Wheatley. "Wait, what am I doing?! What's the thing needed to get out of here!? Wheatley!" She shouts. She sees the dark hallway. Do I need to go there? She thought. Wheatley had said that she was good at jumping. But she didn't know where to do. Wheatley said to meet him up ahead. Ohh... Through the broken glass, to the hallway. I'm an idiot. She started making her way to the hallway, jumping and moving over glass on the floor.
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"You're looking for a gun that makes holes! Not bullet holes, but-- Well, you'll figure it out." Suddenly, the glass beneath Jessica broke, and she was deposited into a tiny white room with glass walls. Outside of the room was dark. Behind Jessica was a small toilet, to her right was a table with a radio, and a clipboard laid on the floor. A white panel was attached to the glass in front of her. The room was ruined just like Jessica's Relaxation Chamber. "Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. We are currently experiencing technical difficulties due to circumstances of potentially apocalyptic significance beyond our control. However, thanks to Emergency Testing Protocols, testing can continue. These pre-recorded messages will provide instructional and motivational support, so that science can still be done, even in the event of environmental, social, economic, or structural collapse. The portal will open and emergency testing will begin in three. Two. One." It was the same voice from Jessica's room. As the voice finished speaking, a hole in the shape of an oval-- tall and wide enough to fit Jessica-- appeared on the white panel. It was outlined with some sort of orange energy. Through the portal, Jessica could see herself, and the room she was in as if viewing it from the side.
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June 5th, 2023, 07:43 AM
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Re: Portal 2: The Unauthorized RP || p
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"You're looking for a gun that makes holes! Not bullet holes, but-- Well, you'll figure it out." Suddenly, the glass beneath Jessica broke, and she was deposited into a tiny white room with glass walls. Outside of the room was dark. Behind Jessica was a small toilet, to her right was a table with a radio, and a clipboard laid on the floor. A white panel was attached to the glass in front of her. The room was ruined just like Jessica's Relaxation Chamber. "Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. We are currently experiencing technical difficulties due to circumstances of potentially apocalyptic significance beyond our control. However, thanks to Emergency Testing Protocols, testing can continue. These pre-recorded messages will provide instructional and motivational support, so that science can still be done, even in the event of environmental, social, economic, or structural collapse. The portal will open and emergency testing will begin in three. Two. One." It was the same voice from Jessica's room. As the voice finished speaking, a hole in the shape of an oval-- tall and wide enough to fit Jessica-- appeared on the white panel. It was outlined with some sort of orange energy. Through the portal, Jessica could see herself, and the room she was in as if viewing it from the side.
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~~Jessica~~
Jessica nodded up to wherever Wheatley was. "Alright-AH!" She yelped when the glass she was standing up broke, causing her to fall into a dark glass room with a toilet, a table with a radio on it, and a clipboard nearby her on the floor. She stood up, brushed herself off, and glanced around, listening to the voice. She stared at the portal in shock. She slowly approached it, seeing the room and herself from a side angle. She stuck her hand into the portal and tried to walk through it.
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June 5th, 2023, 07:59 AM
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Re: Portal 2: The Unauthorized RP || p
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Originally Posted by CreeperLover649
~~Jessica~~
Jessica nodded up to wherever Wheatley was. "Alright-AH!" She yelped when the glass she was standing up broke, causing her to fall into a dark glass room with a toilet, a table with a radio on it, and a clipboard nearby her on the floor. She stood up, brushed herself off, and glanced around, listening to the voice. She stared at the portal in shock. She slowly approached it, seeing the room and herself from a side angle. She stuck her hand into the portal and tried to walk through it.
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Jessica successfully walked through the portal. There seemed to be a space to walk around the chamber she had just been in, and something beyond it.
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June 5th, 2023, 08:11 AM
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Re: Portal 2: The Unauthorized RP || p
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Jessica successfully walked through the portal. There seemed to be a space to walk around the chamber she had just been in, and something beyond it.
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*Jessica didn't know what to do, walking around the chamber and looking around*
(Again, if I do something wrong, correct me!)
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