Blossomclaw

[Pepperkins]

Welcome all of our guys, gals, and nonbinary pals, to the Sweet Tooth Interview Show!

I know, I know, you're all probably asking, who is that gorgeous lad up on stage? Well I'll tell you, but not yet! We'll get to him in just a moment, but for now my face will have to do, hm? Alright then, lets get started!

Basically, this show has five parts total; the introduction to the show, that's what we're at right now, the contestant display, the situation, the interview, and the feedback! All of the parts make up Mint Chip Entertainment, which we provide to you for a sweet treat!

Now that that's out of the way, you're probably asking, well how does this work handsomely mysterious TV voice? Now that I'll answer! The first 3 parts of the show are gonna tell us what's going on today, the forth will be the main entertainment, you'll see how that goes, then the final portion is our community feedback! The community feedback has been willingly given by random members of the cast* here at Mint Chip Entertainment who have been given time to meet and greet with our contestant here today!

Well, no need to rush, I know you're excited to find out who our amazingly gorgeous feline companion on stage is, he's been very... eager to meet you all! Without further adieu, I present to you, one of the many young warriors of Shadowclan, Windstrike!

*Random people from the online members box



Erm, why am I here again...

Just introduce yourself!

Fine I guess, hello all you fleabags, I'm Windstrike.

Aw c'mon give us a little more than that!

What do you want me to do, tap dance? I didn't come here to please anyone, I came here to become deput-

THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS, Windstrike is here all the way from Shadowclan! So tell us a little about you, what do you like, stuff like that! Spoil my show and you'll be out this studio faster than you can say hunting patrol.

You want me to tell you about myself? I'll tell you this one thing, threaten me again and you won't ever see the light of day outside of your shanky dank lighting you got going on here. I mean come on, my pelt usually shines like Starclan in the sky, I look like I took a tumble in Riverclan's territory before coming here!

So you take pride in your looks I assume! I'm not a person of fashion myself but I do enjoy a good outfit every no-

Did I ask? No, you asked me to come here for your silly little show no one watches. Now shut it, before I carve your peanut sized brain out of your skull and give it to the kits in the nursery to play with. I hate talkative cats, yeesh...

You want me to talk? Fine, I'll talk. No, I don't really give two [REDACTED] about my looks, just a habit I guess. Some may have noticed, others may have not, I honestly don't care. I don't aim to please, I do what I can to entertain myself.

It's pretty obvious I don't enjoy being bored, if I have a chance, I will sharpen my claws on your spine. Sadly, the idiotic Warrior Code prevents me from throwing my claws at every fox brain who comes my way, but you wouldn't want to catch me alone.

The only reason I stick around Shadowclan these days is for the entertainment. There's always something going on, especially with Dawnstar being our leader now. Most felines are terrified of her from what I've seen, I don't care. If she doesn't mess with me, I won't mess with her, best to just stay out of each other's way. Although, I wouldn't mind getting on her good side, if she has one. She does still need a depu-

ALRIGHT FOLKS, that wraps up this section of our show, but we'll see you again right after this break-

How DARE you cut me off! I don't remember saying I was done talking! You know what, how about I snip that tongue out of your mouth, that'll shut you up...

SOMEONE CALL SECURITY!!!



Welcome back everyone! It's me, your, now banged up and bruised, favorite host, Pepperkins!

Hey, hey, didn't expect that, huh! Yup, it is none other than me, Pepperkins, bringing you the entertainment of the future! Oh, you don't care? Well that's ok! Not like the only thing I wanted for Christmas was a little appreciation! Just love from my family, but hey, no one wanted to come over for Thanksgiving either, they say I'm too intense-

LET ME OUT OF THIS CAGE, I HAVE RIGHTS

ANYWAYS, it's time to introduce the situation! So Dawnstar, leader of Shadowclan, is looking for a deputy! Windstrike, that wonderful lad backstage, believes that he is the best choice for this position! Now some may agree, some may disagree *cough*me*cough*, but that's not our job here, we just need to figure why or why not our contestant is the best decision!

I SWEAR TO STARCLAN WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE YOUR LIFE IS MINE YOU [REDACTED]

Why did no one mute his mic, someone go do that! Now, there were some requirements that each contestant that passes through this show must meet to even be considered for the decision!

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY HEADSET?! LET ME GO, I WILL CLAW OFF YOUR-

Finally, took you long enough. First, the most obvious requirement, the contestant must be a member of Shadowclan! Well I think this tom has that down, although some argue that his name implies that his loyalties lie elsewhere, but hey, we don't take info from outside sources!

I heard that [REDACTED]!

How can the mic still hear him?! The next requirement is loyalty! While his motives are questionable, I'd say his heart is in the right place, wouldn't you all?

*Crackly Electronic Crowd Laughter*

See, they love it! Haha, moving on! Next, someone who won't fear, or challenge Dawnstar just for the heck of it! Now this seems to be our situation, while our contestant doesn't fear, as he likes to call her, "Sparklebutt", he does love good entertainment, and has made it clear that he will go to any ends to achieve it!

So what do you all say, should we cut him out now, or see his true intentions in the position!

*Crackly Electronic Crowd Cheering*

That's just what I thought! Then without another delay, let's move right on to what we all came for, the interview! Security, would you please release the beast!

YOU! HOW DARE YOU LOCK ME IN A CAGE, DO I LOOK LIKE A KITTYPET, COME HERE I'M GOING TO-

AHH, CALL 911, MY LIFE IS IN DANGER!!!



Welcome back everyone! Now, today's interview will be going a bit different than usual, simply for the safety of everyone on set! Mainly me, guy nearly killed me!

Not to worry, you'll still get the full experience, just someone else will be doing the interview in a padded room with Windstrike, while we watch safely from this side of the camera's set up in different corners! Note, our contesttant is perfectly safe himself, someone just needs to get anger management and a jail cell to himself, don't you think!

*Crackly Electronic Crowd Laughter*

I knew you would understand! Now, time to watch the whole thing unfold, here on Sweet Tooth Interviews!

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Interviewer: Hey there! I'm [REDACTED], I'll be doing your interview for today! Would you mind telling me your name?

Windstrike: Banana split, want me to bounce off the walls too?

Interviewer: Haha, you've got jokes! But no, tell us your real name son, got a nickname? A preferred name?

Windstrike: How about you come over here and take a look up my [REDACTED], perhaps you'll find the truth.

Interviewer: Windstrike is it? Nice name, wanna tell us how you got it, or the story behind it perhaps?

Windstike: Let me out of this cage and I'll show you.

Interviewer: Erm... can I-

*Security guard shaking his head vigorously*

Interviewer: *cough* So tell us about yourself, got a hobby? What do you do in your freetime?

Windstike: I plan ways to toss my apprentice and all the rest off the cliff. I would have done it already but I doubt Dawnstar would appreciate me throwing them headfirst and watching them tumble down the side, as fun as that would be to watch. Can we just cut to the chase already? I have a patrol to go on later, I ain't got all day.

Interviewer: You sick ignorant- Yeah sure! So I assume you consider yourself a loyal warrior?

Windstrike: As loyal as I need to be. I'm not gonna bend at Sparklebutt's every whim, but I'm sure as hell not gonna completely disregard her. I do enjoy my life sometimes, you know.

Interviewer: So are you scared of what she'd do to you if you did? Or is there another reason?

Windstrike: Oh no, I'm not scared of anyone. That's for kittens in the nursery. I'd just rather not get on her kill list, which I'm sure she has one. Plus, I'd like to assure my chances at becoming the deputy by not irritating the crazy old brat, not too much at least.

Interviewer: So you're trying to get on her good side to become deputy? For what, to get close? For the power that comes with it?

Windstrike: HA, that mangy fleabag doesn't have a good side! No, it's definitely for the power, while it's not leader, it's sure enough next in line! That, and hanging around Dawnstar always provides entertainment, that and the faint scent of death, which I enjoy more that you'd think.

Interviewer: So would you say your plan is to overthrow her? How would you go about that?

Windstrike: Do I look stupid? I don't plan to overthrow her! That's a death wish all on it's own! I plan to earn her trust, more power can be gained in knowledge than position. Keep your friends closer, and your enemies closer.

Interviewer: So how do you plan going about becoming leader after her? She has nine lives, you only have one!

Windstrike: I could have sworn my words were I don't plan to overthrow her. Now if there's a rumor going around about wrapping a heavy stone to her leg and hurling her over the cliffs in Windclan's territory, I can't say I won't contribute to that plan. Not that you heard me say that.

Interviewer: My mouth is sealed, only me, you, and the cameras heard what you've said in this room today. Is there any alternative motives you haven't told us about?

Windstrike: Well I do intend to help with her attack against Windclan when it comes time. While I don't agree with everything she does, the rabbit chasers need to pay for what they've done to Shadowclan- Hey wait, did you say cameras?

Interviewer: Well thank you for answering my questions today! I wish you luck on your journey to leadership! Cut the cameras, we're done.

Windstrike: Ain't no "thank you", get back here and delete that footag-

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Well wasn't that interesting folks! Now that we've discovered the true motives of Windstrike, would you all say he deserves to be deputy of Shadowclan? Well we'll find out what the set crew has to say, in the next part of our show!

Now introducing our cast, time for the community feedba-

*Doors burst open*

WHERE IS THAT [REDACTED], I'M GONNA KILL HIM THIS TIME!

HOW DID HE GET BACK HERE?? WHAT, STOLE THE KEYS, HOW CAN A CAT DRIVE, SOMEONE EXPLA-



[Note, I am literally doing this for the pure fun of it, Wind is probably the worst choice here ]

[c1nder]

LOL Wow Windstrike Wow